Orders will be processed within 2–5 days. Delivery times are usually around 3 business days for the USA. We print to order, so if you need to make any adjustments to shipping, please contact us immediately.
Do you ship internationally?
US and Canada only right now. EU compliance laws exist and they're an absolute headache. We'll figure it out soon.
RETURN POLICY
14 days, unworn, unwashed. You cover return shipping, we handle the rest.
cancellations
If you wish to cancel your order, please let us know as soon as possible. Items are printed to order. If they are sent to printing, you will have to return the order once it has arrived.
Sizing
We have a size chart on each product page. If you're in doubt, size up. Bigger is cooler anyway. Hell, go two sizes up if you're feeling crazy.
Care/ Wash Instructions
Inside out, cold water
No bleach
Low heat or hang dry
Don't iron the design
It's your shirt though, treat it as you please ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
And just why should i buy your t-shirts?
They're funny, and you're funny, it's meant to be.