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Heavyweight cotton T-shirt with garment-dyed finish and relaxed fit for maximum comfort. High-quality direct-to-garment printing with certified, environmentally-safe inks. (It's pre-shrunk, yaaaay!) Proper care will preserve the print and prevent fading or damage.
You had your chance.
me or my sons
$29.00 USD
You had your chance.
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Size Guide
| Size | Length | Width | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 26⅝ | 18¼ | 16¼ |
| M | 28 | 20¼ | 17¾ |
| L | 29⅜ | 22 | 19 |
| XL | 30¾ | 24 | 20½ |
| 2XL | 31⅝ | 26 | 21¾ |
| 3XL | 32½ | 27¾ | 23¼ |
| 4XL | 33½ | 29¾ | 24⅝ |
±2" variance
If you're not sure which size to get, size up. Oversized is in.
Care Instructions
Inside out, cold water
No bleach
Low heat or hang dry
Don't iron the design
It's your shirt though, treat it as you please ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Shipping & Returns
All items are printed to order. If you need to make any adjustments to the order please contact us immediately so we can do our best to accommodate you.
Fulfillment takes on average 1-5 days, and delivery usually takes around 3 days after fulfillment, depending on the season.
Your order will come with a tracking link.
If you wish to return an item, it needs to be unworn, unwashed, and free of any odors besides the fresh printing smell. This must be done within 14 days of arrival. Return to the address on the packing slip, and pay for the return shipping cost.
Please reach out if you have any concerns or questions, we're cool dudes, we promise.